shit couched

When you're so intoxicated that you pass out butt naked on the couch.

My boy Nike was shit couched last semester and my other boy got a picture of that shit!

by J-Boogz Nestis May 1, 2009

Ghost Shitting

A sport where participants sneak into other peoples toilets' and take a shit, without flushing and without the knowledge of the toilet owner. This can be done to someone you know or a complete stranger, opportunities to ghost shit in a stranger's toilet are limited but the existence of outdoor toilets in sheds can create great opportunities

'Honey!, I just went out to do the washing and you've left a turd in the loo' 'I never use that toilet, maybe someone was Ghost Shitting last night'

by The Ghost Shitter March 13, 2012

Stealth Shit

Where one takes a shit and the momentum of the turd carries the faecal matter through the u-bend of the toilet, creating the same effect as if the toilet were to be flushed except without the noise, hence "stealth" shit... Additionally most stealth shits also do not create any sound when breaking the toilets water surface tension.

Example 1:

Kerry: I didn't hear you flush the toilet, you better hadn't have left it in there you disgusting creature!

James: It's ok, I did a stealth shit.

Kerry: Oh that's ok, I did one earlier!

by TequilaMonkey May 9, 2012

Rib Shits

a condition induced by consuming a large quantities of pork products, or a lesser quantity of highly seasoned pork products, marked by painful indigestion, heartburn and possibly diarrhea.

Rich ate vast amounts of highly seasoned pork products and is now suffering from rib shits.

by shittinribs September 13, 2010

piss shit

When you've had a heavy night and the first thing in the morning (or several times in the morning) you regret it.

OMG i've just had the craziest piss shit in my life, pissing through your arse isn't pleasant.

by cmts October 2, 2009

shake a shit

When you’ve reached such an advanced age that when you shit yourself, you just shake the leg you’re not standing on and empty out your jeans and keep moving.

You can’t wear any underwear to perform a proper shake a shit!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 10, 2021

Zit Shit

The puss that comes out of a Zit

I was squeezing my zit and I got ZIT SHIT all over my bathroom mirror

by Missy Harding January 25, 2008