chris

chris is a sexy guy who you don't want to fuck with. he is very loyal when it comes to friends and girlfriends. he has the most beautiful gorgous curls and beautiful blue eyes. he has a dark past but he is a strong person and knows how to light up the room. he has a body of a god. if you find a chris keep him.

"bro i found a chris"
"keep him"

by fxck_love January 22, 2022

chris smacked

When you get bitch slapped publicly by an entitled person who suffers no repercussions from their actions.
Stems from the events of the 2022 Oscars wherein the host, Chris Rock, made a joke at the expense of Will Smith's wife. Will Smith then not only proceeded to walk onto the stage casually and physically assault the host then walk back to his seat just as casually he also accepted the award for best actor a few minutes later.

Did you see how that Karen just "Chris Smacked" that store employee and just walked out?

by That Guy Grimm March 29, 2022

Chris Rockin'

The repercussions of a person/persons taking something too far

Or to the point where they have made a situation awkward for others

Interchangeable with the phrase "he fucked around and found out"

"Yo, where's tony?"

"Man, he got arrested last night"

"Player needs to chill with the Chris rockin'"

by Wilhelmda'vigilante March 30, 2022

Chris leonard

Chris is a guy who is usually really hot and has nice eyes and a great smile. Chris are always the best kissers.
Girl 1: so did he kiss you?
Girl 2: yes

Girl 1: how was it??
Girl2: it was amazing! he is such a chris

Chris leonard

by Ccfffffffrr June 5, 2022

Chris Steffan

A short, brown haired Venezuelan, that is looking for love.

Do you know Chris Steffan?

Yes, that kid, unfortunately. Chris Steffan is crazy.

by smile167t4 March 27, 2024

Chris

Bandwagon name share on Instagram vibe like the rest. Only thing you have a small car and big boto.

Lemme post this name share Chris at Kaena Point on my bike ride hike, without killing native fauna or bees.

by pohukainacave November 22, 2021

I woke up Chris Breezy

This saying originates are lyrics from a song called "Freaky Friday" made by Lil dicky featuring Chris brown. This saying is usually used when a man is saying he's gonna hit a woman, referencing when Chris Brown physically assaulted his girlfriend.

Woman: "You can't hit me, I'm a girl!"

Man: "I woke up Chris breezy!"

Woman: Afraid

by Sexyserpentine February 13, 2024