Ghetto Saturday

When someone goes to the bar before work and gets too drunk, they call in sick to work and continue drinking and partying all day Saturday

My body can only take having one ghetto saturday a month.

by Lady Mae October 25, 2023

ghetto grass

Terrible cannabis grown in the ghetto. It's cheap, but anybody who smokes it has an IQ under 40

Dude, this tastes like rust! Why the F**K would you sell me ghetto grass!

by JihadiMama4u July 24, 2017

ghetto tan

Tanning anywhere other than a tanning salon, beach, pool, or somewhere tanning is socially acceptable. So laying on your deck or your driveway in a bathing suit.

"Yo, wanna ghetto tan on my deck this weekend ??"
"I'm down, my guy"

by Skechers32 April 26, 2017

Ghetto Mimosa

Prosecco and Fanta instead of Champagne and Orange juice

Rena and Tash are downing them Ghetto Mimosas

by renamarko December 8, 2021

Ghetto einstein

The smartest person in the projects, the one all the people go to see when they have a question

"Yo Latroy, how we change the battery in da whip?"
"I dunno LaMarcus, what I look like, The Ghetto Einstein?"

by WhiteRichie September 13, 2020

Ghetto Takeover

The phrase used to describe when many a ghetto show up.

girl1: whoa! when did they get here?
girl2: idk but its a Ghetto Takeover!!

by lovelycolors November 3, 2010

Ghetto bidet

when your taking a big shit, and it hits the toilet water and then, the water splashes your a-hole. (Just like a kid cannonballing into the pool)

Dude I just gave myself a ghetto bidet

by _cpek December 8, 2017