frog god

frog god is a jesus like fucking figure who will bless fucking bless you

hay did you see the frog god yet?

by frog Jesus December 15, 2018

The Normie God

The god of all normies, the one who uses LOL and Hastag in real life, they are to be exterminated on sight.

Rachel! Brad is The Normie God! He uses 'omg' In a sentence just right now!

by Ekhovitchz June 10, 2018

God's Paintbrush

Someone That God Himself Handpicked To Illustrate The Goodness of Him & The Goodness of Life Thru Him Thru Song, Poetry, Prayer, Prophesy & Scripture or Any Other Means He Chooses

Wow The Way He/She Sang, Prayed, & Delivered The Word They Have To Be God's Paintbrush

by A Angel of God September 13, 2023

Harem God

Guy who has so many chicks that the only way to sum it up is "Harem God"

Wow Look how many chicks are around him. that guy must be a Harem God

by Phd in Sexology March 12, 2021

God's Cure

A mixture of cocaine, black tar heroin, and insulin. Heated together to form a thick liquid that is usually injected into the user's veins usually making them go insane. Found in smaller towns.

Hey kid want God's Cure?

by God_Of_Femboys February 20, 2021

in the lap of the gods

Something that's out of your hands, which you have to leave up to chance. Also the name of two dope ass Queen songs.

Dude: "Alright, I just sent my resume to the employment office. Whether I get accepted or not is in the lap of the gods."

by SandvichThief February 7, 2023

god chruch

God chruch is a phrase from jake Paul's song it everyday bro from the lyric "just dropped some new mercy and it's selling like a god chruch. Then ricegum used god chruch as his song title for his diss track on tanner fox it's a banger.

Drop merch and it's selling like a god chruch

by 24karrotgains August 11, 2017