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SNOW WIFE

SNOW WIFE is the reincarnation of every single musical legend in history. She is actively challenging pop musics biggest names such as Taylor Swift and Beyoncé daily whilst pushing boundaries. Her 2024 highly acclaimed smash single POOL has garnered a staggering 2.88/5 star rating on the RateYourMusic website. Her 2023 TikTok hit single AMERICAN HORROR STORY has garnered over 71 million streams on Spotify.
Icy: "SNOW WIFE is so good"
Everyone Else: "Lol u stan SNOW WIFE. That’s embarassing"
—5 Months Later—
Cahl: "POOL OUT NOW. SNOW CHRIST IS THE QUEEN I'M SO SORRY I EVER DOUBTED YOU. SHUT UP DANZAM AND TIPPY"
by JadeThirlwallQueen July 3, 2024
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Billy Snow

Likes kiddies, loves to play golf in his budgie smuggler, loves the feel of rusty spoons and loves a good chew on a boobie or two.
by TheTickleFinger November 9, 2020
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Snow trailin

To snort lines of cocaine off a woman s bare abdomen.
We. Snow skied all day. An then we did some snow trailin that night.
by 4realazitgits March 10, 2021
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Snow Job

When a girl rubs an ice cube on your testicles while performing oral sex
Person 1: "Did you hear that John got a snow job from Stacy"
Person 2: "Damn I got one from her last week and my balls are still freezing"
by Donnyfootball2 January 12, 2016
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snow cumming

When you snort cocaine and you cum
I was snow cumming with my girlfriend.
by Zebra2376 January 13, 2018
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snow flaps

After a woman creams her genitals may be called snow flaps.
Those pussy lips so good i came and they turned into snow flaps.
by Ftray.154 March 15, 2019
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John Snow

An old man’s white pubic hair that is overgrown with his penis barely poking out.
The dressing room door was open and I saw that man’s John Snow.
by ForrestBeau June 22, 2024
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