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Safety Friend

A friend who will always be there when everyone else fails. Most of the time not considered a desirable position to be in. Side effects of being a safety friend include being left behind as your friends make new friends and leave, only being called upon when a friend needs to wine or complain, and might also include a life without anyone to trust or keep close.
Alex: Man, I'm tired of all my new friends. They were so "of the moment"

John: Well we always have our safety friends to call on.
by ajjellz June 19, 2009
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My Friending

My friending is the equivalent of 'my friend'

Mostly said by McNasty, although, some of his friends join in with using the indian accent that goes with 'my friending' and the following sentence
My friending, I am getting a call from probably the government. (my friend, I am getting a call from probably the government.)
by CharleySketch June 28, 2020
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expendable friend

That friend thats around when you need them but not when you want them. Close to second hand friend but an expendable friend is constantly treated like they dont matter, regardless of how far they go for another. An expendable friend can be replaced very easily. Despite being told their important.
"Man, they(he/she) always third wheels those two, what an expendable friend"
by OctoShockeR403 November 11, 2017
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friends with benifits

Two friends who can't spell who have a sexual realtionship without being emotionally involved. Tipically two good friends, both of which having failed english class, who have casual sex without a monogamoose realtionship or any kind of commitmant.

There is a high chance of them being dyslexic.... that is, dsyleicix.
DUDE: Hey man so you still going out with sara?

DUDE2: Nah just friends with benifits.

DUDE: I think you're saying it wro-

DUDE2: SHUT THE FURCK UP YOU CLOWEN
by jazzalenko August 28, 2010
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Car Friend

From the teen comedy series, The Inbetweeners. A Car Friend describes someone, usually new to driving, who becomes obsessed with their car and spending money on it. Can be used as an abjective or a deragotory noun. Must be pronounced in a high pitched voice as seen on television.
1. "He's spent about £2000 on that car, he's a proper Car Friend.

2. "Are you coming to this pub this Friday Joe?"

"No I think I'm just going to go on a drive with Jeff"

"Car Friend!"
by Whitey-Pint August 10, 2008
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just friends

a line used by people who are obviously not just friends. often told to suspicious gf/bf to calm them down. many times they're friends with benefits.
mona: what were u doing with her at 2am last night!?!
chris: chill, we are just friends...
by xoDELLAox December 18, 2005
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Friend Terrets

when your having a conversation with someone and they just randomly blurt out something about their friends that has nothing to do with the topic at all
-"OMG i love The Ramones!"
-"OMG me too!"
-"wow whats your favorite song?"
-"my friend alex has long hair"
**thinks***, wow this dude has friend terrets
by turkeycowlard August 19, 2008
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