May 15th

May 5th is National fake fight a friend day

Person #1: Hey wanna fake fight

Freind #1: Sure why?

Person #1: it’s May 15th, YOU WANNA FIGHt????

Freind #2: dammnnnnnnn They are gonna fight!

Crowed: LETS WATCH THIS

Friend #1 punches the air

Crowd: BORING, then Bully’s them.

by IowanCorn2352 May 13, 2023

may 7

national give a girl head day!

guess what today is, it’s may 7 you know what that means Brittany?

by suckballsfuckdolls:) May 6, 2022

May 9

On May 9 the prettiest and hottest people are born. They are perfect and there's nothing they can't do. They can cook of course are stubborn. If they are mean this is just they're love language. You give them food= you get theyre loyalty. Always the single friend but best in bed.

1 person: How are you so perfect? Are you on May 9?

2 person: oh actually I am born on May 9

by Hisokasusedcumsock November 22, 2021

May 31

On May 31 you get to slap any girls ass

“ Yo today is May 31 yk you get to slap any girls ass?”
“BET!!”

by nonamegoat May 30, 2023

May 25

Ask one of your boy mates out as a joke day

Girl: "hey will you go out we me

boy: " I have a gf sorry"

Girl: "haha jk it's May 25"

by Maybe.its.mya May 25, 2022

May 13

National send a titty pic day

Bf:hey you know what day it is
Gf: what?
Bf: may 13,national send a titty pic day
Gf: okay here you go

by Urbantry May 12, 2022

May 11

The day of a girl sending to a guy

Hey It’s may 11th you have to send

by anonymous May 11, 2022