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Humpback Horses

A Camel is a humpback horse.The End
Humpback whales are humpback whales so why cant camels be humpback horses?

Jenny: Omg John we were at the zoo the other day and i saw a humpback horse it was soo awesome.
by apple12345678910 May 30, 2015
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Horse paster

Conservative American so dumb they will eat anti parasitic medicine for farm animals instead of getting a free covid vaccine shot.
The horse pasters outside the Warren rally really needed to proofread their signs.
by Redditor73 September 12, 2021
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A Horse's Load

An alternative term to refer to an exceedingly large quantity of either Ale, Tea, or Coffee.
Person 1:
I could drink a gallon of Arizona Iced Tea right about now

Person 2:
I could drink a horse's load.

Person 1:
Yeah you're right I could also drink a horse's load right now.
by Exothryll August 14, 2025
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Horny Horse

A character, who's furious, unstoppable, and an annoying ass, yet a funny horse portrayed in a video game such as Pummel Party.

The r's in the name of the infamous Horney Horse are rolled. And the character's accent shall be funny.
I'm teh horrrny horrrse! (I'm the Horny Horse!)
by Pazo139 September 21, 2022
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Horse fuck

A horse fuck is when somebody with a humongous dick, aggressively fucks someone while they are on all fours. The person must be wearing a horse mask and has to release their seed in the mask. Once the mask is full of yucky frosting, the partner will drink it out of the mask.
Last night Jamie horse fucked me, it’s been weeks and I still can’t even walk straight.
by All the way to the top November 29, 2021
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Horse Race Enthusiasts

The Media, in their coverage of just about every election since the founding of our country.
Person watching news: "Wow! The candidates are running neck and neck!"

Other person: "Don't be silly - that's just a bunch of Horse Race Enthusiasts, twisting the polls for ratings. Ignore them - and just go out and VOTE!"
by joe995 October 21, 2024
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Horse

Look, a horse.
by Hellmine Cornish April 18, 2023
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