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Webster's Dictionary 

Any cheap lexicon between two book covers that contains the words 'Webster's Dictionary' on the cover.
Please go to the Dollar Store and grab me a Webster's Dictionary.

Daniel Webster Ratio

Extremely large of males in the presence of a small number of females. Named after the college in Nashua, NH where the girl to guy ratio is close to 1:10.
Pat: Dude theres so much fucking sausage at this party.
Dave: Yeah, I think i only see like 4 girls and 40 guys here.
Pat: I see the Daniel Webster Ratio is in effect!

sneezy webster 

You know when you are fucking a cow in the nostril and you block it's other nostril with your hand so it can't breath and has to open it's mouth and licks your balls with its tongue, that's a sneezy webster
Having sex with a cows nose is the crux of a sneezy webster
sneezy webster by Papa Burgundy December 1, 2007

webstered 

Being 'well defined' physically (muscular, ripped).
That guy is completely webstered.
webstered by Ryan Westover September 8, 2007

surfeit of websites 

A collective noun from surfeit, meaning an excess; and since the method of navigating through the web is "to surf", many websites collectively would be a surfeit.
When Googling for best video game, I was presented with a surfeit of websites!

webister 

noun: one who registers at a web site.
verb: the act of registering at a web site: "to webister"
As she had almost no social life, the young woman found solace when she was able to webister at a variety of web sites. Unfortunately, the webister was somewhat delusional; to the website administrator, she was just another user name.
webister by jhamster January 9, 2009