American

The only type of people you can't make racist jokes about, people will laugh along with you on racist black jokes, asian jokes(etc)

Person A: makes slightly offensive American joke
Everyone: so.. you have chosen death

by mynameisirrevelant February 20, 2020

American

A person who eats corndogs and rides eagles.

Me: "Yo, you're an American?"
The Eagle behind the stranger: "CAW CAAAWW"

by That wee lad October 15, 2019

American

(Pejorative): A clinically obese person

P1: "Jimmy look, an American!"
P2: "HAHAHAHAHA"

by You're Mome January 12, 2021

american

an American is a person that could also be known as a Karan and a horrible person especially to Europeans they have no culture but racism and being idots they don't like tee alcohol and overall fun they are really dumb and especially bad at geography

if you meet an American in the wild you must run

by cats are gods February 28, 2022

American

some fat kid that always eats when i talk to him, when i play with him he shouts and screams and blames his shit on other people, god dam, i hate americans.

American: HEY BRO11!!111!1 WANT TO PALY PORTFTINE?!?!?!

Me: No, This game is trash.

American: DUDE PLEASE WHY ARE YOU SO RETARD OMG MAN OMG *eats*

by yehojo May 1, 2021

American

some fat kid that always eats when i talk to him, when i play with him he shouts and screams and blames his shit on other people, god dam, i hate americans.

American: HEY BRO11!!111!1 WANT TO PALY PORTFTINE?!?!?!

Me: No, This game is trash.

American: DUDE PLEASE WHY ARE YOU SO RETARDED? OMG MAN OMG *eats*

by yehojo May 1, 2021

American

To fuck your cousin while a big ass truck with a nice ass cold beer in one hand with a shotgun in the other

Cousin: What race are you?

Me: American bitch now come suck on this white dick

by Cousin Fucker 24/7 March 7, 2018