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Noah

The definition of beauty and the test of woman's sexuality
"That man over there is... Beautiful." Oh yeah, that's Noah.
by ImCBS January 13, 2022
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Noah

Aggressive in bed, packing a huge ginormous horse cock, jerks off to anime and is a total weeb.
Girl : Omg, you’re such a Noah.(because of his penis)
by TheMaster420 February 7, 2022
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Noah

The biggest faggot of all time tops James Charles in the gay competition he is such a loser he would come second in the loser competition because he’s a LOSER
by Gay destroyer June 19, 2019
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Noah

Super hot and cute. He has an amazing and beautiful and handsome face. He gets you a lot and has empathy so he is an amazing person to be around. Also an amazing kisser. If you ever become friends with him or in a romantic way you are definitely very lucky.
Look it's Noah!
by tori putnam September 16, 2019
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Noah

Noah is a charming yet seductive young man. He is very a confident person but will make a fool out of himself to protect those he is close to. His favorite color is yellow, which perfectly conveys his outgoing and sweet personality. If prompted, he will wear a wedding dress and marry multiple people at the same time in order to keep his relationships alive. He is good at baseball, basketball and bowling but will still lose no matter how hard he tries. His passions include music, deep throating chickens and being carried in Fortnite. Overall, Noah is one of the kindest and most handsome people you will ever meet and if you find one, don’t let him go. But don’t let him grow out his hair too long or it’ll end up looking like the floor of a hair salon.
Someone: Is that guy losing at basketball?

Someone else: Yeah, he’s a Noah.
Someone: Oh, yeah.
by WhatTheHellNoah December 25, 2021
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Noah

noah is the most amazing person ever. This boy will make you forget about anything else that has ever happened. he makes the rest of the world quiet and if for some reason it wont he will make it all shut up, so you can be at utter peace. this boy will change the world for you and he is the sweetest, most loving boy on earth. you can never stay mad at him because he is your whole entire world. he protects you from others and always asks you if you are okay because thats what he cares about the most. I hope he sees this one day, so he knows how much i love him because he means the absolute world to me and words can't describe how much of an impact he has made on my life and now he is my life and forever will be❤️
i love noah glew
today
tomorrow
forever <3
by beckyjessmonto August 22, 2023
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Noah

Can be mean sometimes but funny too but not good with girls
by anonymous May 11, 2021
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