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Enseignement scientifique 

mandatory subject that french kids have to attend
the most annoying thing ever because you don’t learn anything

way for the « Education Nationale » to make parents believe that their kids still learn sciences while they just watch videos about DNA and the ozone layer
Hey meuf, do you know what we have for the next period ?
-Hey, we have Enseignement scientifique…
-Should OUI skip class ?
-Grave”

scientists 

Lyin' motherfuckers who are gettin' me pissed.
<scientists> The net electron spin of the atoms in this chunk of ferromagnetic material is not zero. Therefore, it attracts and repels other similar materials.

<shaggy> I don't wanna talk to you. Y'all motherfuckers lyin', and gettin' me pissed!
scientists by haploido April 28, 2010

Scientifical 

a. something that is scientific.
b. something that is full of science.
a. "Look at the scientifical books"

b. "There are many scientifical facts to back this up."
Scientifical by Miss Cat August 3, 2007

Scientish 

Someone with an interest in science but either does not perform any experiments, or performs experiments badly.
James tried to measure the heliographic latitude dependence of the solar wind velocity, but instead blew up the school. What a total Scientish!
Scientish by JDTrickyTree March 31, 2010

materialist scientism 

The current dialectic.

The idea that a progressively preciser measurement has a spatially wider context; in opposition to logical positivism.
Materialist scientism is left-wing scientism.

The idea that a precision measurement must be found; in contrast to a standard-of-measurement.
materialist scientism by metawave September 5, 2020