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pansexual

1. Someone who will try to fuck each and every man, woman , child , and German Sheppard they lay their perverted eyes on; a super mega whore. 2. Someone who wants to fuck various items of cookware including but not limited to a frying pan or Asian wok.
1. I heard John is a pansexual - he was caught having an orgy with a woman, her boyfriend, and the dog last night. 2. Kevin gets an erection every time he enters the kitchen. He must be Pansexual.
by Buttfuckme July 24, 2019
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Pansexual

Someone who likes to get freaky with pans or other kitchen appliances. They are often turned on by the faint sizzle of something like bacon.

*A homophone of the sexual orientation of the same spelling.
Person A: yeah, that girl is pansexual.

Person B: oh, she doesn't care what gender they identify with, but just the person themselves?

Person A: nah, she fucks pans.
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Pansexuality

Transphobic term for saying 'Bisexuality'
Pansexuality isn't real, people are just biphobic, transphobic and deilusional.
by madhoess May 27, 2020
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Pansexual

Person 1:Did you know he’s pansexual?
Person 2:Why, is he attracted to pans?
by Pseudonym 45 November 19, 2019
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Pansexual

Being pansexual is the act of being turned on by cookware, for example pans, pots, woks etc. They are usually most arroused by stainless steel cookware but it is mainly personal preference.
He gets aroused by cooking, he must be pansexual
by The spiderman September 22, 2018
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Pansexual

When a person is sexually attracted to kitchenware, such as a pot or pan.
Jacob: I'm pansexual
Susie: Let me show you to the kitchen then.
by Topeka_G March 11, 2019
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Pansexual

ME IM FUCKING GAY
I'm pansexual I like it all I'm the opposite of asexual
by Milo boi April 18, 2019
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