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Jehovason 

A ghanaian who loves to munch and Gargle bread and egg for breakfast lunch and dinner
jehovason is a bread muncher , some pigeon

Jehovahish 

A person who is a Jehovah witness that is strict with there morals as a Jehovah witness or take the religion seriously
When I was a kid I didn’t want to hang with this Jehovah witness kid because he was too Jehovahish even though I was raised around the religion I didn’t want to hang with the too Jehovahish people. I’ll rather hang with the people at school or loose in the Jehovah witness religion.

My sister had to stop hanging around this girl because she was too Jehovahish she’ll sing kingdom songs randomly while hanging with her.

I went to this person house that was a Jehovah witness they turned off and skipped videos and music that sounded “ungodly” to their belief. it was hella boring it thought the “ungodly” songs they skipped was lit

Jehovah’s Witness

You’re a Jehovahs Witness
Jehovah’s Witness by Vespers mum October 12, 2025

Jehovah's Threesome

A sexual act where 2 of the 3 participants are still fully clothed. Typically the nude participant is the most enthusiastic.
Erin talked two solicitors off her front step and into her bedroom for a Jehovah's threesome. She passed out and they left a wWatchtower magazine on her pillow.

The jehovah witness 

While spooning it keeps getting hard even though it is not the intention, ie. before insertion or after.
Damn, we have The jehovah witness and he’s knockin at the front door again!

Looks like The jehovah witness is at the back door. Well I hope it goes away!

A Jerk-Off Jehova Witness 

noun: person: A Jerk-off Jehova Witness is somebody who only texts or calls you when he's jerking off, and doesn't ever want to actually meet. He is annoying and comes a-knocking at the times that are convenient only to them.
Mike only ever calls me when he's jerking off. I offer to make plans so we can both get off, but something always comes up. He's such a jerk-off jehova. aka. a Jerk-Off Jehova Witness