Carrot swordsman

A green carrot that chucks sweaty swords at ninja giraffes

They are usually found in the dishwasher

Oh no there's a carrot swordsman cutting up our plates in the dishwasher 😱

by Men cat man June 17, 2019

A Blue Carrot

Using a penis ring to block circulation in the erect penis. Maintaining the erection for a prolonged period of time. This allows the man to have intercourse without ever losing his erection. Though as a consequence of the ring te penis turns blue.

Oh last night my man gave me the A Blue Carrot! He went on on and on. That's why I'm so tired.

by abluecarrot May 20, 2010

Shower Carrots

carrots that you eat in the shower because they taste yummier than your average carrots

"wow is that a carrot, I'm going to save that for my shower"
"wow, that shower carrot was yummier"
'I'm going to have my shower carrots now"

by heyoyoyoyo June 15, 2018

Carrot Whore

The bitch that eats all the carrots

Stop being a carrot whore, Karen!

by TheOriginalCarrotWhore13 February 17, 2020

carrot fridge

Carrot fridge is a great new name to call your besties

Asho is my carrot fridge and always will be<3

__ Is my carrot fridge!

by 0obsessed_ July 1, 2021

magic carrot

Used during blind sex. The male will attach a carrot on the end of his penis for enhanced length.

Sarah: Joe had a MASSIVE dick.
Susan: Don't be fooled Sarah, it's probably a magic carrot.
Sarah: Aww Shit.

by biggie27080 June 8, 2016

carrot penis

A penis that belongs to gingers, or awkward blonde boys

Look, Joey has a carrot penis!

by carrothunter January 10, 2016