tomato clotchup

Thick red clotted blood deposit inadvertently obtained from using deep tongue action on a menstrual lady.

Pass me a tissue darling, I’ve just got a mouth full of tomato clotchup whilst licking your vertical bacon sandwich!

by Captain Beanflicker February 20, 2022

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tomato tan

A term used by people who have spent too long in the sun without suncream, aka. an extreme case of sunburn.

"Dude that's a sick tomato tan! How long were you out there?"
"Eight hours."

by robbo6124 August 20, 2009

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Scary Tomatoes

When a man comes up behind another man, usually in a locker room and says "SCARY TOMATOES" loudly multiple times, then pulls down his pants and fucks his victim in the ass.

Guys call the cops, I just witnessed Scary Tomatoes!

by buttbuttboi August 20, 2015

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Flaming Tomato

When your having sex with a girl, you catch her pubes on fire and put it out with your cum.

flaming tomato could be used the opposite way where the guys pubes get caught on fire and the girl fingers herself to put the fire out.

by Steven McTowlie November 16, 2009

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Stewed Tomatoes

Ball torture in which a males balls are cinched with a ball stretcher and then slapped repeatedly with a bare hand, a riding crop or cat-o'-nine-tails.

My dom cinched me last night and gave me strewed tomatoes.

My stewed tomatoes are killing me today. They are sore and still red. She was working them like Rocky on the speedbag.

by Dick Onchin January 15, 2023

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