To text message while on the toilet.
by TehAwesomeUD April 28, 2007
Get the toilet textingmug. The act of bailing out the water from a toilet in order to converse via the toilet pipes with inmates on another floor whilst incarcerated.
by Toastyghosty January 14, 2008
Get the toilet talkmug. A large mouthed plastic bottle (think Gatorade) used by a trucker in lieu of other facilities. True road kings can use one while holding 65. Some truckers dispose of trucker's toilets by tossing them out the window, and if you keep an eye out, you'll spot these half-full gems along interstates everywhere.
With a wind chill of -40 on Wyoming's I-80, Todd decided to forgo the Rest Area. The trucker's toilet in the heated cab of his Kenworth came in real handy.
by tuftskins November 30, 2009
Get the trucker's toiletmug. Schrodinger's Toilet refers to the uncertainty of whether a person you're talking to is on the toilet while you chat.
I was talking to Vitaly and I thought I heard a toilet flush, but without directly observing where he was I can't be certain if he was or wasn't in the bathroom, it was a complete Schrodinger's Toilet situation.
by Lostinservice March 5, 2011
Get the Schrodinger's Toiletmug. Toilet paper is a thin paper substance that people use to wipe their booty
In these times of pandemic all people especially hoarders and karens will buy way to much
Toilet paper is even more sacred then hand sanitizer
Some believe that toilet paper will stop COVID-19 but no they are wrong
In these times of pandemic all people especially hoarders and karens will buy way to much
Toilet paper is even more sacred then hand sanitizer
Some believe that toilet paper will stop COVID-19 but no they are wrong
by Stareintothemaggotdraw March 23, 2020
Get the Toilet papermug. by jeffyd September 6, 2007
Get the toilet fluffmug. by SICK RELNICK April 20, 2010
Get the feed the toiletmug.