cosmetic smoker

A person that pretends to smoke weed to look cool but never inhales the smoke but instead holds it in his or her cheeks then blows it out

Yeah man i was smokin some bud with this cosmetic smoker man he was hittin the blunt like he was afraid or something i cant smoke with that liar

by Nyja gano July 13, 2017

wet smoker

someone who primarily smokes cigarettes after drinking.

"Want to go outside and have a cig?"
"Ah, not yet man. I need some more drinks first. I'm just a wet smoker."

by honestpooper November 15, 2021

Fart Smoker

Someone who puckers up to a butthole and inhales the contents of the fart.

Yeah, Uriah why don't you come over here and smoke this fart you dirty fart smoker

by Gamache2 April 13, 2020

Cod Smoker

Slang from New England used as a replacement to using the term "cock sucker."

Person 1: I have to work a double today. My coworker called out.
Person 2: He does that all the time. What a cod smoker.

by YankeesIsTrash July 12, 2017

cock smoker

a person either male or female (or somewhere in between) that loves the cock

Eat a dick you cock smoker

by ??? July 14, 2003

smoker's pussy

A medical condition caused by excessive tobacco use that has devastating consequences for the vagina. Symptoms include dryness, sagging, blackish-brown discharge, and a strong pungent odor. Smoker's pussy will also cause pubic hair to become yellow and grey.

After fucking a girl with early-onset smoker's pussy, I'm afraid I might have cancer.

by HappyGoJacky August 3, 2018

bum smoker

Somebody that cannot afford their own ciggies and releaves their nicoteen adiction off other's smokes.

"man that lowie keeps staunchin ma fags"
"I know bro shez such a bum smoker"

by P Biddy July 4, 2008