Gentleman’s Library

A dude’s collection of porn including videos, pictures and erotica used for masturbation.

I spent the entire day perusing the collections of the gentleman’s library and well.....my balls are aching and drained.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

Gentleman's beverage

General term for an alcoholic beverage. An eloquent way of saying "beer" or "drink". Often used by military personnel stationed in Japan.

"Dude, it's only noon but I feel like having a gentleman's beverage..."

"Man, work today was so stressful...I need a gentleman's beverage"

by SerranoCronley January 3, 2009

gentlemans parcel

penis and testicles. like 'man junk' only more refined.

Alan casually sat and manipulated his gentlemans parcel while opining on the majesty of the Spanish attacking thrust.

by vxrandall July 4, 2012

Gentleman's adjustment

A polite British term for masturbation

William has just gone for a gentleman's adjustment

by xGryph September 19, 2015

Gentlemans pause

When a gentleman has completed anal coitus and proceeds to wipe his cock off with the nearest cloth before receiving oral.

After destroying the ladies asshole he took a gentlemans pause before devastating her throat.

by MLAJ December 3, 2016

Gentleman's Trifecta

Puking, pooping and ejaculating either simultaneously, or in sequence.

Woke up this morning after a long night of drinking. I had to complete the Gentleman's Trifecta, and now I'm late for work.

by The VVintergeist February 25, 2014

gentleman's chode

A "sophisticated way" to describe a small dick or chode.

"Tom's a needledick!"
"It's not a needledick, it's a Gentleman's chode!"

by Phil M'Crackin December 15, 2008