Throwing up. Can be used in two ways:
a) euphemism for drunk-barf.
b) euphemism for bulemic-induced barf.
a) euphemism for drunk-barf.
b) euphemism for bulemic-induced barf.
a)
Brad: Whoa... last night I got totally sloshed and was worshipping the porcelain altar for ages.
John: We know. We heard you.
b)
Brittney: So, ok, I've been, like, worshipping the porcelain altar... if you know what I mean... and I think it's made me like, so totally skinny! But I'm still like, way fat. You know?
Kelsey: Yaaa, hon, ya. Trust me. I've been at it for like, a year. And look at me.
(Hip bones protrude)
I'm like, a blimp.
Brad: Whoa... last night I got totally sloshed and was worshipping the porcelain altar for ages.
John: We know. We heard you.
b)
Brittney: So, ok, I've been, like, worshipping the porcelain altar... if you know what I mean... and I think it's made me like, so totally skinny! But I'm still like, way fat. You know?
Kelsey: Yaaa, hon, ya. Trust me. I've been at it for like, a year. And look at me.
(Hip bones protrude)
I'm like, a blimp.
by grapefruit95 June 14, 2010
Get the Worshipping the Porcelain Altarmug. A Porcelain Panic Room is referring to a bathroom where anxious people go to when they are having a panic attack. It can either be in public or at their own house.
"Oh yeah, John went back to his Porcelain Panic Room again today"
"Oh better make sure he's ok then."
"Oh better make sure he's ok then."
by p33peep00poo December 16, 2021
Get the Porcelain Panic Roommug. The name for a shit you have after lots of chinese, thai, and mexican food which burns like hell and has pee coming out with the long skinny shit. This shit floats as well as it sits in the bowl with pee that is a similar color to the oil used to make funnel cake. This is a painful experience but one to be proud of when completed.
by Dark Thiqq boy September 27, 2020
Get the porcelain funnel cakemug. A long and stringey shit that you have after eating something with a lot of fiber. It tends to be a chocolate brown and in one long piece that when with a bowl of pee, resembles a fryer for a funnel cake
by Dark Thiqq boy September 27, 2020
Get the Porcelain Funnel Cakemug. Ok so we're a good team! But we aren't finished yet! The PORCELAIN DOLLS AKA WEIRDOS ARE RUNNING! HUEY AKA THE ENTREPRENEUR IN HIDING GOT SHOT WITH AN AK-47 THIS MORNING BY ME AND THEN BY BROWNIE AND THEN BY MAXIMILLIAN AND THEN BY JOHN DALLAS! OK SO WE ALL PLAYED OUR PARTS AND THE PORCELAIN DOLLS WILL PERISH!
Gee that Glen Austin and his son Damien are the Porcelain Doll Gang! Respec! Don't give em an inch! That's sexual for ENTREPRENEURSHIP!
by DinkyDiAussie September 3, 2018
Get the PORCELAIN DOLLmug. Slang terminology for a toilet, usually of the sit-down variety. Sometimes also known as the "porcelain mountain fountain".
"Well, folks...that was a mighty fine dinner, but it's tearing up my insides. Time for me to take a little vacation trip to the porcelain mountain lake."
by Kirk Bradford Myers June 9, 2007
Get the Porcelain mountain lakemug. by ALEXfromExeter August 21, 2005
Get the riding the porcelain hondamug.