Your mom

The irresponsible lady who had sex one too many times then got pregnant with your ugly ass just to grow you in her fat stomach so she could push you out her pussy only to spend money to feed and look after you. What a waste of sperm and 9 months. Especially if you were born in 2010 or born a Scorpio

“Guess what”
“What”
“Your mom”

by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021

your mom

your mom is the best joke ever. you can use it always as a defense, no matter what argument you're in.

Example 1:
Teacher: "Sarah, why are you late to class?"
Sarah: "Oh I'm sorry sir, I was fucking your mom"

Example 2:
Nina: "Ew, you look like a lesbian!"
Sophie: "LMFAO, have you ever looked at your mom?!"

by nobody cares about you <3 July 12, 2022

your mom

a joke my friend mason thinks is funny

"Hey i banged your mom last night" fuckin rerard

by Mason Morris January 28, 2020

your mom

cheese is made from milk.
it's good.
just like your mom-

a kid named Liam: cheese is good.
me: just like your mom!
him:..... but why though?
me: idk, because your mom is good?
him: *huge sigh*

by thatonepersonwholikesyourmom:) March 9, 2022

Your mom

The "thing" that gets made fun of every 10 minutes.

You know who is "......"? Your mom!

by Real_Big_Cheese September 7, 2016

Your Mom

Possibly the worst comeback in history that you can say, but everyone thinks it is so funny

I was talking to Nolan and called him a dumbass, and he said Your Mom is a dumbass.

by Theepicboss2 December 13, 2016

Your mom

The best meal I've ever had

A : Isn't that your mom?
B : No, that's Hero's aunt
A : But she's the best meal I've ever had

by 10,11 buff cat June 7, 2022