Narcissist 

A narcissist is someone who was raised to seek their parents' validation and, as an adult, continues to need constant reassurance. Narcissists' fear of being disliked is so great that they try to manipulate others into validating them, ironically becoming unlikable. The distain narcissists experience from others causes them to need validation even more, creating a vicious cycle of pushing others away and becoming even more desperate for praise.

1: Every time my girlfriend and I fight she starts talking about how horrible she is and questioning if I love her.
2: Sounds like textbook narcissist. She is trying to get validation out of you and to avoid coming to a compromise. You should dump her.
1: Yeah, I think I'll do that later tonight.

Narcissist by Pagan God of Memes August 16, 2021

Narcissist 

A person that is entitled and views everyone as someone they can manipulate or benefit from. Will dispose people the moment they have gotten what they wanted.

I don’t even get a word in when talking to Luca all he does is talk about himself since he’s such a narcissist

Narcissist by Anna wise January 29, 2022

Narcijism 

When a man masturbates in front of a mirror. Portmanteau of "narcissism" and "jism"

"Hey Dave, if you're going to keep on practicing the art of narcijism, use the god damned Windex!"

Narcijism by Herpaderpadoo September 2, 2013

Narcissistic abuse

Narcissistic abuse is a term made by "empaths" who have no idea what narcissism is. This term is often use to bully and mistreat those with NPD and to label them all as abusers by default which of course, isn't true. Narcissistic abuse isn't a real type of abuse or term and is ableist to use.

"empath": "my dad is a narcissist. I suffered narcissistic abuse because of him."
Educated person: "is he diagnosed with NPD? Then he isn't a narcissist. And even if he was, NPD doesn't abuse you. The person does. Saying "narcissistic abuse" leads back to a community of people trying to survive with a disorder. You mean emotional abuse or mental abuse etc. Blame the abuser not the disorder"

Narcissistic abuse by Beastmaster616 May 21, 2021

farcissism 

A portmanteau of "farce" and "narcissism." A self-aware, semi-ironic expression of vanity or egocentrism. May be a tounge-in-cheek way of displaying healthy, high self-esteem, a hyperbolic way of building up from low-self esteem, or a conflation of both. Used mainly to describe Twitter personas and Instagram selfies.

"I only brag about giving good head because I think it's hilarious. I don't really think it makes me special, it's just farcissism."

"Amy Schumer is my favorite comedian. Her brand of farcissism is so funny."

"Kanye West can't be that much of an egomaniac, right? Some of that has gotta be farcissism."

farcissism by TheJackalope May 27, 2014

narcissitter 

Single person who manages to strategically occupy an entire four-top table at a coffee shop.

Would you look at that narcissitter! What a selfish asshole! He's taking up an entire four-top table.

narcissitter by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 24, 2017

Narcissist 

Someone on Urban Dictionary who submits their own name as a definition, giving anyone with that name, including themselves, a compliment.

These narcissists keep sending in definitions about themselves! What should we do? Whatever, lunch break, just put it in.

Narcissist by Swagnamite7700 January 1, 2017