Hay dog

Goth woman with countless bodies. Denies it and likes contraceptive balloon.

Hay dog is shlanging that ween.

by Sicko mode scobben July 8, 2020

heading the hay

Going to sleep (southern way)

I'm "heading the hay", I'll see you tomorrow!

by juliuscaesardies September 22, 2017

Hay Hov

a domineering or aggressive attitude perceived as a form of overcompensation for being physically small or short

Quock might be shorter than a midget on his knees but has a Hay Hov complex the size of Texas

by Quackducdong February 12, 2023

hay season

A bad excuse for fake asthma.

Sorry, I can't play tag right now. I have asthma in hay season.

by Your Mom in Disguise June 17, 2016

Hay Hov

Hay Hov (v.) - to be up a creek without a paddle; to have the whole world in the palm of your hand and blow it. a figure of speech.

I'd sooner get Hay Hoved out here in the middle of nowhere than lose face in front of my friends and family.

by TheGregster February 11, 2023

Hay strung

Burn out on weed!

I think you're a little bit too hay strung!

by ianswerit March 3, 2011

hay andy

A field full of thorns and prickers usually bailed wet causing barns to burn to the ground

Hay Andy is the cause of the barn fire

by Hayyyyyy420 July 30, 2019