mow my lawn

every mexican has heard this

I need some beaners to mow my lawn

by NOGREENCARD? October 10, 2023

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Get the mow my lawnmug.

me mow

As I find myself slowly drift away from eating pastrami, I wonder how dogs eat rain. Me Mow. Me Mow is a very special word to me. It makes me feel like buzz. I hope one day I can eat rocks and smell Ikea furniture outside hammer. Eek I feel like pool water oozes from the air.

"Where'd you get that big tog?"
"Me mow."

by memowboy October 4, 2022

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Get the me mowmug.

Mow on

A term commonly used to provide encouragement to fellow lawn enthusiasts. Famed for its use in Facebook group, 'blokes and their lawns'

"Nice patch you got there, mow on seeking validation for his lawn on Facebook group bloke"

by Regularaussiebloke. May 24, 2021

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Get the Mow onmug.

Mowe

Japanese ritual of "cuddling" with a lawn after mowing it. You first mow it, the you mowe it.

Said to stem from the Emperor Jemma's praise Amaterasu, the sun godess who is said to be connected in direct bloodline with Emperor Jemma. The tradition was founded around 660 BC and has evolved into a personal form of meditation since the Meiji Restoration in 1867.

Person1 "Imma mow that lawn, then I'm gonna mowe it. "
Person2 "Dope"
Person 3 "

メレディス、私はあなたを持ってきた"

by Japanese expert 123 June 14, 2018

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Get the Mowemug.

Mow

(noun) for Weed; Bud; Marijuana
Created in reference to grass
(verb) to "mow" is to smoke weed

"Can I cop some mow later?"
"Let's meet up later and mow."

by dadi_myke May 6, 2019

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Get the Mowmug.

Mow down with a car

They are confusing you with me because you're actively pretending to be me

Hym "No, I'm pretty sure I'VE said 'Mow down with a car' the protesters but that fact that your fans are confusing you with me just lemds credibility to the claim that you're PRETENDING TO BE ME DESTINY. Where's my wife, DESTINY? I need her lil ass to manage my social media presence!"

by Hym Iam May 19, 2024

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