A real definition

Something that does not exist on this website :-(

Johannah: I wonder why I failed the definition test, I got "homework" right!
James: What did you put?
Johannah: A legal form of torture, especially if it is of the Algebra variety.
James: Is that a real definition?
Johannah: Yes I got it from Urban Dictionary!
James: Uh oh... RUN!!!
Johannah: bowl searching: The process of searching a building for an empty bathroom. A successful bowl search typically relieves the frustration of uncomfortably defecating around others, although in less frequent cases the desire to urinate alone is a factor. Bowl searching can be done anywhere although it is most prevalent on college campuses.

by Radchu24 February 24, 2021

Missing Definition

A word or phrase on Urban Dictionary which enjoys a fine and happy life, generating views and many thumbs up and down. It enters the language triumphantly, good people everywhere now using it. Then, in an instant, the word or phrase mysteriously vanishes from Urban Dictionary, and no one seems to know why.

He hunted for the missing definition. It was gone from his own pages. For a day or two it still showed up in the search bar, and in a Google search, then went completely AWOL. The author, deciding to re-submit it, got the "oops" message - the definition already existed - even though it didn't. Paging Sherlock Holmes.

by Monkey's Dad April 10, 2020

Political definitions

A definition that is political. It's hard to find a definition that isn't biased, and an actual definition.

Someone: Searches Joe Biden

*92% are all biased, other 8% are telling people who don't know him an actual definition on who he is*

Political definitions

by TotalyNotAGuyOnUrbanDictionary April 13, 2021

The definition of Adorable

Something you would call someone when they're being cute

"Jacob, you are The definition of adorable <3"

by Stikbugg May 12, 2022

Definition of Lailah

Laila is a gorgeous girl with big brown eyes and a smile that can outshine the most brilliant diamond. she is not only beautiful, but extremely smart and funny. She is a sweetheart and is loved by all.

Define Laila
Did you see that beauty in class today? yes, she is drop dead gorgeous.
I think her name might be Laila.

Laila looks like an angel.
Definition of Lailah

by Taysofly627 January 15, 2022

troll definition

Definitions that trolls put on insulting words like stupid or dumbass that often say shit like "a person who looks up 'stupid' in the dictionary because he doesn't know what it means" or "a person who looks up 'dumbass' in the dictionary". It's so annoying when these come up.

Guy: I'm just derping on the urban dictionary. Let's search for the word "stupid".
(typing)
Definition: A person who looks up "stupid" in the dictionary because he doesn't know what it means.
Sample Sentence: You are stupid.
Guy:(really pissed now) FUCKING TROLLS!!! FUCK THESE TROLL DEFINITIONS!

by B52Stratofortress July 25, 2014

Real Definition

Top 10 hardest things
1. Finding a real definition on Urban Dictionary
It's fucking impossible, you can't look up a real definition on this site here.

Guy 1: I have spent 48 hours of my life trying to search for a Real Definition on urbandictionary.com
Guy 2: Did you find one?
Guy 1: No.
Guy 2: Damn, it must be very hard!

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