eight hours

a full nights sleep.

Joe: Hey man, let's go to the bar tonight!
John: Sorry bro, I've got an early meeting at work tomorrow. I've gotta get my eight hours.

Sarah: You don't look so good today.
Mary: Yeah, I didn't get my eight hours, now I'm really feelin' it.

by John Perich May 28, 2009

Timiqua Hours

To come into work late & leave early claiming a full day of work.

John: "You see Marcia came sneakin' in at 3:30pm & left at 4:45pm?"
Rob: "Yeah...she's got Timiqua Hours."

by JCowski February 19, 2009

crackhead hours

maddox bane and gabby gonzalez on instagram live at 1:20 am talking about monster high birthday parties and rainbow loom easter baskets - all while maddox is doing debby ryan impressions and gabby only being able to whisper.

damn i stayed up until 1:20 last night watching maddox and gabby's instagram live; crackhead hours would be an understatement.

by lex.ennedy May 15, 2020

husky hour

(n) a time when one has a fat, or husky, girl all to himself, for an entire hour; only sexual activities are allowed; typically, the male will have sexual intercourse with the fat girl's belly rolls, though other activies are permitted, provided that they are sexually explicit

Guy: "Hey man, are you gonna be around tonight? Gwen is coming over."

Friend: "Is she the fat one?"

Guy: "Yeah man, totally. She's easily over 250 lbs. I'm gonna have myself a husky hour."

Friend: "Don't worry dude, I'll be out of you guys' way."

by DG_Swag June 2, 2016

Porn hour

The hour your internet speeds go to shit because everyone is looking at porn

"Why won't this video load?"
"It's porn hour bro"

by Bhesh November 23, 2015

homie hour

When 5 guys pee in the same toilet together.

We and the boys did a homie hour back there.

by AssTits101 May 2, 2018

Bonnet Hours

The time of day where a black woman puts on her bonnet. Usually at night when it’s time for bed.

Chad: Let’s FaceTime.

Maddy: Nah it’s bonnet hours.

by clavxgl August 11, 2019