dick abusers

Military Slang meaning ones hand

The drill sergeant yelled at the recruits for having their "dick abusers" in their pants pocket.

by dirty red in KY January 9, 2012

donair dick

when a girl has a spicy donair and sucks u dry, however your dick stings from the residue.

Hugh had major donair dick from Longer.

by TheOG Jeff January 30, 2018

dicking the salsa

In colloquial speech, the phrase "dicking the salsa" would be used in reference to an event, object, or person that kills the mood, or "harshes the buzz" of one or more people.

Greg: Did you see that video of that bus of puppies falling into a lake?

Sam: Dude, stuff like that is really dicking the salsa.

by boolat June 10, 2018

Nigger Dick

Usually a guy, white or black. A sleazy bag of shit. Always on the "take".

Fuckin Nigger Dick (N.D.), always smoking my last cigarette.

by Factsman12 December 9, 2022

manny dick

a dick so small in order to jack off you need a magnifying glass and tweezers .

you got a manny dick nigga !

by chaaaa girl (; December 17, 2014

complete dick

complete dick one who is a complete asshole does spiteful acts has little respect or empathy for other people

my classmate is a complete dick does spiteful acts has little respect and empathy for other people

my neighbor is a complete dick has no respect and empathy for other people

by bluebear December 3, 2022

Garlic dick

A thick, large and round garlic infused pork sausage often found in Polish convenience stores around London.
This cost effective meat when combined with a best-buy loaf of bread can provide the purchaser with sustenance whilst maintaining a healthy allowance to buy Cannabis and Cider.

'Ere mate seen the size of that Garlic dick over there?!'

'Wow that's a biggun! That's me sorted for the next week!'

by codeye May 28, 2020