by i gotta dog May 8, 2017
Get the milking the legless cowmug. A really cool guy on Discord.
by a random guy using urban dict May 20, 2021
Get the Chocolate Milk#5896mug. Deliberately transitioning from toilet to shower without wiping, for the purpose of leaving a grape-sized turd tangled within the shower drain.
My wife’s sister is such a bit*h . I can’t wait to visit her house for the holidays, I’ll be sure to gift her a Mississippi milk dud the day that we leave .
by Brazen Bandit December 14, 2021
Get the Mississippi milk dudmug. When your dad says he's going to the store to pick up some milk but hasn't come back yet, so you're in a state of simultaneously wondering if you still have a father, or no longer have one due to uncertainty. Also known as a Schrödinger's Yeet.
"I'm not sure if I should get my dad a gift for Father's Day... He's pulling a Schrödinger's Milk Trip!"
by Schrödinger's Dig Bick May 8, 2019
Get the Schrödinger's Milk Tripmug. Someone who leaves their muscles soaking in chocolate milk while leaving the house. Whenever they are asked if they have “brought their muscles,” they admit that they have indeed left them at home soaking in a milk bag.
Someone: Have you brought your muscles?
The Milk-Juice Man: Nah, I left them soaking in the cow juice bag. I’m a devout Milk-Juice Man.
The Milk-Juice Man: Nah, I left them soaking in the cow juice bag. I’m a devout Milk-Juice Man.
by Harold;-}} December 30, 2021
Get the Milk-Juice Manmug. by ihavenoideawhattoputformyname November 4, 2020
Get the Milk Man Marchmug. by Pedro Pistola March 10, 2023
Get the choccy milk expertmug.