Bed Beating

The act of dry humping ones mattress for hours until completion.

DUDE did you hear about Ethan? they found him bed beating himself to sleep!"

by Red D. Mungus August 20, 2025

Beat A Owner Day

beat a owner day is a day on the 12th december in wich you can beat any owner of discord server and they can not fight back

guy: i am so mad with this server
owner: then just leave
guy: WAIT IS THE BEAT A OWNER DAY
owner OH NO

by the real puff puff December 11, 2022

Beat Scrubster

Someone who is a dead beat dad, lazy and very obese. He has no loved ones and often strives to make people upset.

"Jesus Christ Dad, you are such a Beat Scrubster, stop trying to eat my kittens!"

by Beat Scrubster July 31, 2019

Beating of gums and chipping of teeth

A popular 1940's term for a rumor spreading about. Common synonym to Scuttlebutt

There was much beating of gums and chipping of teeth over the air raid last week among the troops.

by Spunk Idiot September 1, 2021

Beat Up D4C Day

The 28th of November it's Beat Up D4C Day, it requires to beat up a person with the name 'D4C'

Dude: "yo dude it's Beat Up D4C Day! GET THE FUCK OVER HERE"
D4C: "FUCK NO N O N O"

by OMGLECKSOIE November 26, 2021

Beat like a cheap rug

Token from the 98 Stretch and Bobbito freestyle by Big L. Mean to beat someone up as if they were a old cheap dusty rug.

Yeah nigga he got beat like a cheap rug dawg.

by 187NookLV February 9, 2021

Beat and Bum

That act of one male beating up and then bumming (entering anally) another man to teach him a lesson, and to humiliate them. It is not something one would wish to have done to them and usually happens as punishment of podophiles and such.

"I'm going to give that nonce a beat and bum"
"That awful man needs a good beat and bum"

by Hawt Tamale June 23, 2023