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John Reese

A certified badass. He is a kind, compassionate person when you know him, but he's done some terrible things that he wants to forget. He's protective of the innocent, and never tolerates wife abusers.

Spoiler - He also dies in the most badass way possible: filled with dozens of bullets and then getting blown up by a ballistic missile while saving the world
"That guy in the suit is kinda scary and whispers a lot, his name must be John Reese"
by Housel June 2, 2021
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John's Why

A person who always fails at doing things right, pretty much a failure
My brother is such a John's Why at being good like me
by JohnWhy February 26, 2021
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Pie-john

You are a pie-john
by Junheyy88 October 16, 2017
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John and Gail

It is a mixed shot consisting of 50% Baileys and 50% Creme de menthe.
Last night Carl kept mixing us shots of John and Gail. I woke up with a wicked hangover.
by Lee Thargic August 20, 2023
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John Gomez

Guitarist for Twin XL. A gay icon that drinks a lot of iced coffee. He's very energetic, probably because of all the iced coffee. Wears a lot of Vans and probably lives in a Topman store. He's a very spinny boy on stage, and on the occasion chews furiously on guitar picks. If you ever encounter a wild John Gomez, feel free to compliment his pants. He loves pants.
"That dude's come back for like 4 iced coffees, is he gonna be ok?"
"Yea, that's just John Gomez. Pretty sure he hasn't slept for like 3 days."
by emoapple December 8, 2019
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John’s Hair

Something that would go on everyone’s trophy wall if they ever got their hands on it. Just a strand of the hair would release all of the cum in all men in a 50 mile radius. women want to have all of the seggs with anyone who has John’s hair
Oh man your pants have so much cum in them!

I know I just saw John’s Hair

Oh shit I just nutted to the thought of it

Omg same. Want to have seggs?

Ok
by my_name_is_max January 29, 2021
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John Cena

A ccp spy.
Oh hey, that foreign tourist seems to be taking photos of the U.S. embassy. I suspect that he is a john cena
by Arthur J December 9, 2021
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