hair across our ass

a particular annoyance or nuisance

In the second episode of season two of Oz on HBO, Ryan O'Reilly says, "Schibetta's dead. It's his son who's a hair across our ass now."

by JoIdnew May 23, 2008

Red Light District Hair

Hair that has been tousled to the point that it looks as if the person afflicted has just left the Red Light District. The condition generally affects males. Sometimes referred to as RLDH, for short.

Girl: After making out for awhile on my couch last night, he got some serious Red Light District hair.
Friend: Cute.

by snizzlepoof June 26, 2010

hair pulling during sex

Power tugging - grabbing and pulling the hair of your lover during sex

When engaged in any type of sexual contact i.e. Coitus, foreplay etc and your partner grabs and pulls your hair during sex, hair pulling during sex

by Joz100 October 30, 2013

Salty Hair Net

When a man is getting a BJ and he pulls out and shoots it in a girls hair.

Damn Grant I heard on Topix you gave e gal from The Timeout club a Salty Hair Net. You are the man!!!

by Embermatic September 10, 2013

penis hair envy

The fascination with, and jealousy of, a males impressive quantity of pubic hair. Often seen in men who do too much manscaping, and wish they could go native again.

I know he isn't gay...he must be staring because of penis hair envy...

by delicatetulip September 30, 2012

long-hair-dachshund

smelly fat hairy sausage dog, is a bad breed i do not recommend.

roy has a stinky long-hair-dachshund.

by kirkyyyy January 16, 2021

box of butt hair

Something so insane and disturbing that it has no defensible or rational explanation. Used as an object for comparison to someone, something, or some act by another person.

Did you see what Sally did? That bitch is crazier than a box of butt hair.

by anteefunkee January 13, 2009