Early Snake gets the Cake

Early Bird gets the worm. But I hate worms! Who the heck eats worms? Cake is much better. I prefer pizza but does not have the same ring to it. This is not to be confused with Shel Silverstein's "Cake Eating Snake" which contains no hyphen and from a grammatical perspective is unclear if the Cake eats Snakes or vice-versa.

This term was originally coined by Dylan Schwartz (CEO of Dylan Universe Comics, www.DylanUniverseComics.com) on January 3rd 2019.

Why you are up early? As they say," the early snake gets the cake."

by MadDawgDylan January 3, 2020

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Snake

A wily conniving person-- they often hold government positions

Guy 1: Did you see the governor's kid, Hill
Guy 2: Ya he lives in the land of the snakes

Guy 1: Pshht, what a scrub

Guy 2: Boi, I bet he lives in the palace of a snake

by snake101 April 17, 2017

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snake

a person who is basically a two-faced snitch rat skank mixed together. please avoid these people at all costs because most likely they'll make your life harder. they go behind ur back and chat trash because of how scared they are to say it to ya face.

ellie : jessica told me what you did yesterday

joelle: skskskskks what a snake.

by HongKongSupreme June 20, 2019

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Jaffa Snake

A pasty and sickly looking ginger chav

with Brady eyes who will likely steal anything from an e-cig to his own sisters virginity, and then stab you in the back.

"You wanna chill with Connor pal?"

"Na, don't trust him, man looks like a Jaffa Snake"

by Pom123 April 8, 2022

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