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Red State

Red State is to be murdered by a religious extremist for religious reasons.

From the awesome movie Red State
My brother was red stated because some nut thought he was the Anti-Christ.
by omenistic January 15, 2013
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Red velvet

When a ginger girl gives you a blowjob and you blow your load in her hair causing a combination of semen and red hair similar to a red velvet cake.
I gave this ginger chick a great red velvet last night when I was getting some awesome domeage and blew my load all in her hair.
by Bigburrmonster May 9, 2013
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red herring

technique used by politicians, often conservatives, to distract voters' attention away from real and true issues that need immediate address.
Reporter: "President Bush, we have had more casualties in Iraq this month than in any other month."

President Bush: "Casualties, man gay people want to get married!"

Commentator: "Wow, did you see that red herring Bush just threw out there? Amazing stuff folks!"
by sickmaker April 12, 2008
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red rug

The menstruating splatter matted into a hairy woman's thick pubic mat because she forgot to buy tampons.
Martina got a heavy flow this month. She was sporting a nasty red rug in the locker room. Someone hose down that bitch's vag dreads.
by Vincinerator January 26, 2010
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The Red Hat

The red hat of Dan, it is amazing and is vital for the earth to stay populated and healthy. It has mystical powers.
Wow, you've got a red hat like Dan's, but it's not Dan's so you SUCK, Dan rules!!
by Ville Valo January 18, 2005
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RED DICK

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Red Sombrero

A Red Sombrero is when a someone has sunflower seeds in their mouth and proceeds to give another person a blowjob; cutting their dick.
Alejandro gave Patrick a Red Sombrero that causing him to scream in pain.
by Ooof321 May 31, 2018
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