Freudian penis

When you say one thing, but mean your mother.

- He was wearing this apron that said kiss the cock, and -

- Kiss the cock? Was that a freudian penis?

by crabbadon January 25, 2010

clown penis

When the boy puts his member between a girl's legs from behind, giving the impression that in addition to her Vuva, she also has a small penis.

Bob came up from behind, suprising suzy with his famous clown penis.

by isabelyarg January 28, 2008

small penis

what tom cruise has

katie holmes in an online sex magazine, said: "tom cruise has a 2 inch small penis and i never feel anything, but im very good at pretending."

by Hollywood-Smack November 2, 2012

Penis Shrapnel

the result of the male penis getting overly excited and thus causing a nuclear explosion
inside the tip of the male penis, much like a warhead. when this rare occurance happens, the tip of the
penis litterly propels off of the penis shaft moving at excess speeds of 1000 mph, trailin behind a
mixture of blood and penile juices. having contact with any of the tissue and/or fluids is extremely fatal

Imran still gets pelted with large amounts of penis shrapnel from taliban people.

by Imran CARRRRRRRRRR January 31, 2005

penis fuck

someone you hate very much and want to just erease from all your memories

i cant believe i liked him, and whats so damn good about her that i dont have? hes such a fucking penis fuck

by blackbitch June 26, 2006

computer penis

Slang term for USB flash drives; Describes the phallic appearance of flash drives when inserted in USB ports

My new laptop doesn't have a disk drive, I think I need a computer penis.

by Bailxexb December 9, 2008

Penis Wrinkle

A term often used to ridicule someone for something that really has nothing to do with penis's or wrinkles, like other offensive terms it has nothing to do with the bad that person has done or his description, unless the term is used to describe an old man who is a total dick head (dickhead), in other terms your grandpa.

Mr. Butter Fuck: just cause im old does not mean you can call me a Penis Wrinkle.
Jack Mehoff: yea it does you Penis Wrinkle, go be old somewhere else.

by Fluffy Daniels December 12, 2010