fingering the porkchop

It's when you put your grubby fingers on someone else's porkchop. What did you think it meant? Per!

Hey! Terrence, stop fingering the porkchop! That one's mine.

by Fenderdood August 4, 2017

Finger Dusting

The act of letting cum dry on your fingertips and slapping the equivalent of a hoe.

I saw Janae Finger Dusting the shit out of Jessica after she realized Jessica wasn't, in fact, a lesbian.

by Drunken Tigerfolk March 7, 2018

finger fury

When you're pissed off and typing so fast that you spell worse than a 5 year old.

Judy: "I'm just so tierd of putng up wih this bullshit form him! Wy cant he jst tsop bieng a jackass?"

Lucy: "Huh?"

Judy: "Sorry, finger fury."

by ahoymatey123456 June 20, 2011

toss finger

When a male gets wanked off whilsed fingering a female at the same time

Oh yeh, me and the bird had a reyt toss finger sesh last night

by Sexbombtossfinger January 28, 2017

Dairy Fingers

Faintly smelly, discolored, and packed with extra grip, the dairy fingers are a common side effect of working in the dairy, grocery, and produce departments.

Someone worked in the dairy today and received a serious dose of dairy fingers.

by EliteCow August 25, 2010

Facebook Fingers

Working those facebook fingers

i used my facebook fingers to facebook finger my way through facebook

by Facebook Fingers March 2, 2015

Sticky Fingered

The act of fingering a girl on the dance floor of a nightclub and whilst she’s on her period and wiping it on your pants.

Damn did you see Gaz sticky fingered that sheila at the Precinct.

by Enerlines Finest May 8, 2022