Emo

A group of socially retarded teenagers that cut themselves, wear black clothing, cry in dark corners, think they are individuals but they are all the same, go and beat 8 year olds for pleasure. And all cause their parents are rich and love them too much.

April: I want to be emo.

David: Well your just a fucking stupid whore, I mean what the fuck is wrong with you are you fucking retarded. Even Muslims and Jew get more respect than a fucking emo.

James: Damn Right

April: I feel like dying

Dave: That just proves my fucking point even futher, what the fuck is stopping you just one less in the world, but i suppose you'll all die out soon with your failed pretend suicide attempts, beacuse that all you ever do just pretend.

by i_love_emos February 26, 2008

emo-ticon

an emoticon representing an emo kid's emotions. For instance:

=:-| Emo Kid Happy
#:-| Emo Girl Happy
=:-| Emo Kid Sad
#:-| Emo Girl Sad
=:-( Emo Kid When He Realizes His Parents Still Hate Him

The only proper way for EmoKid7432 to express his true feelings to his girlfriend EmoGirlWhiteStripes238 when he found out his parents still hated him was with an emo-ticon

by TommyOkktane December 28, 2003

emo dance

Emo "dance" is usually called "skanking", or throwing it down - "throwdown". It's made up of throwing your arms and legs in random directions with a lot of swerving motions. There are some actual moves aswell. This is just very general.

Usually seen at concerts.

One of the basic moves is to throw one leg where the other one is as you remove the other one. So then theres a replacing. and its repeated.

ex. Left leg replaces the right as it swings over, then the right leg swings over to where the left leg was.

That would be a type of "emo dance"

by cecilia. April 30, 2006

emo kids

I'm an emo kid, nonconforming as can be, you could be nonconforming too if you looked just like me. I have paint on my nails and makeup on my face. I'm almost emo enough to start shaving my legs. 'Cause I feel real deep when I'm dressing in drag, I call it freedom of expression, most just call me a fag! Because the dudes look like chicks, the chicks look like dykes, 'cause emo is one step below transvestite. Stop my breathing and slit my throat, I must be emo, I don't jump around when I go to shows . . .

Emo kids made fun of by Adam and Andrew. Check them out.

by cynicalsarcasm April 17, 2006

Emo Punk

An absolute oxymoron as "emo" is a false music genre created from drab bits of other music subcultures into a completely unoriginal music/fashion statement, whose adherents pride themselves on contrived self-loathing, exaggerated negative emotion in general, and looking like other emos, while "punk" is a distinct musical subculture that is an angry and creative rejection of "normal" society and "fad culture" in general. Emo fools also disregard the fact that all music is emotional, and instead delude themselves into believeing that only negative emotions are important.

Many emos attempt to make a direct connection between punk rock and the flacid emo trend. While "emotional hardcore" punk rock did exist in the early 1980s, the word "emotional" is a term that refered to the entire emotional spectrum and has nothing to do with today's unoriginal, cookie-cutter, fashion/musical trend.

Saying someone is an emo punk is like saying an animal is a monkey-fish.

That guy thinks he is an emo punk, but he is just a self-deluded trend-follower with an emotenuce haircut, little-girl's pants, and an Exploited T-shirt.

by Marcus Solomon November 13, 2007

gay emo

A person or persons depressed about being homosexual.

Hey, how come Josh is acting so depressed?

Rumor has it that he found out that he's gay.

Ouch.. emo and gay.. he's a gay emo.

by Sephey February 10, 2007

emo bisexual

Just another excuse for an emo to be "misunderstood". Emos think of it as coming out of the closet. I think of it as coming out of the pantry.

You can't throw a dead fish at an Escape The Fate concert without hitting a emo bisexual.

by Mike of The Narkotics June 27, 2008