pissed as shit

When you are so mad/angry that it can be compared to shit.

"I was pissed as shit when that drunken man spilled his beer all over my shirt."

by Shaniqua988 March 1, 2009

Zit Shit

The puss that comes out of a Zit

I was squeezing my zit and I got ZIT SHIT all over my bathroom mirror

by Missy Harding January 25, 2008

shake a shit

When you’ve reached such an advanced age that when you shit yourself, you just shake the leg you’re not standing on and empty out your jeans and keep moving.

You can’t wear any underwear to perform a proper shake a shit!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 10, 2021

shit bucket

A bucket in which to shit

guy 1: "hey man do you know where the bathroom is I gotta take a massive dump"
guy 2: "use the shit bucket"

by ICan'tDecideOnWhatNameIWant December 4, 2018

Shit cricket

A cricket that lives in feces

This morning i tripped on dog poop and scared off a shit cricket!

by Loaftard August 12, 2018

Shit fucking

A slang term used to describe extreme unproductivity. Similar to "fucking around" but a rung or two higher in how worthless the person is being.

Dave your paper is due by the end of the day! Stop shit fucking on Reddit and get to work!

by jellyjones May 25, 2018

Golden shit

A shit so glorious and perfect that one does not need to wipe ones arse

Greg: lads I had the golden shit just now
Gary: king
Steve: king
All of humanity: king
God: king
Danny DeVito: my equal

by Yaboibob April 9, 2020