god was drunk

the reverse of "god's will" -god passed out somewhere, (heating grate?) barely able to speak

where was god during 9-11? -answer: god was drunk!!

god was drunk when katrina came around!!

by michael foolsley December 27, 2009

God Monster

A person who has exceeded multiple levels of power and can kill anything and everything by simply looking at them.

That guy is to good, be must be god monster!

by I40 Blitzkrieg February 10, 2020

God to All

Joseph

Joseph is the God to All

by kimmykat234567890 August 23, 2014

Rekt God

When someone is the best at being completely destroyed

That looked so bad he is the Rekt God.

by Jubba_Soy April 3, 2017

God Shot

A fat shot of Heroin (china white)...... must be at least 0.25g (250mg) or higher of china. Originally used to describe a divine shot of Heroin that would put the user into an instant nod for hours. A divine shot of high quality china.

I just put half of the gram of China i bought into the spoon and now its time for a god shot!

by TrickLee89 March 2, 2019

CAPS GOD

THE THING HUMANITY NEEDS THE MOST

MAN I NEED CAPS GOD RIGHT ABOUT NOW

by CAPSIE February 26, 2018

Blinding the Gods

Noun:
Masturbating during church and busting your load all over either the priest or a statue of Jesus.

I got banned from most Catholic churches because I keep blinding the gods with my excessive discharge

by Jarl (Baller)Gruuf May 12, 2017