1. The hottest cheerleader in your high school class that your rich old dad just married and moved into your house and you can't stop thinking about boinking.
2. The 30 something Thai bargirl your dad just married and brought home that gives you a raging hard-on. See MILF.
2. The 30 something Thai bargirl your dad just married and brought home that gives you a raging hard-on. See MILF.
1. "Ted, your mom's really hot! "Shut up Bill!"
2. Step mom "Son, will you put lotion on my back" BOING!
2. Step mom "Son, will you put lotion on my back" BOING!
by The Vampire LOGOS October 11, 2005
Get the step mom mug.This is hilarious. I had no idea that people spent so much energy hating, of all people, a group of family dedicated women known as "soccer moms". I fit some definitions; I'm in my early 30's, drive a fuel inefficient SUV to lug my kids & their equiptment, the family dog and our mountain bikes or snow boards, for lack of a better choice of vehicles that can accomodate my lifestyle--but please, as if I had much choice. When a fuel efficient car that can accomodate my kids and our stuff is an option I'll buy it, and yes I'm Christian. But here's where I differ...I'd NEVER put any bumper stickers on my SUV cuz it ruins the paint ;) My kids are homeschooled anyway. YES homeschooled! They learn what they want to learn and what is not taught in school (and I am not talking about the Bible, I'm talking skills needed in the real world). I am not an anal retentive mom who censors everything. That's unrealistic. There are harsh realities that I don't shelter my kids from because I would be doing them a disservice. My 8 year old listens to everything (r&b and rap being his favorites), loves Jazz and Oldies too, just NOT country music. Because my child is exposed to the cursing in rap, plays "violent" games like Unreal Tournament, watches Harry Potter movies, etc. he is a well rounded kid. We do censor of course, but aren't tight assed. We are not our child's "Friend" either and don't let kids walk over us. We are REAL parents who set boundaries and discipline. Not with ludicrous "time outs" but w/ REAL consequences. We are not lazy parents. We are very involved parents. My family isn't white, we are bi-racial (black and mexican) so we, or rather, I, don't fit the bitchy Starbuck's drinking home maker who overprotects her angelic kids to the point of driving the kids away and other "colorful" descriptions. I've met the stereotypical "soccer mom", and I don't like her either. But we are not ALL like that. There are more NOT like that than there are those who are. Really.
In reality soccer moms have gotten a bad rep because of some "bad apples". I don't live off my husband's income. In fact, in addition to homeschooling and tutoring kids other than my own, I operate two businesses, manage our familiy's real estate investments, volunteer doing publicity and fundraising for various organizations (not the PTA--remember, we homeschool), and guess what, excellent driver; I don't myself, my kids, or others in harm's way with bad driving. If my kids are late for activities then they are late...better late than never.
by A REAL balanced soccer mom July 26, 2008
Get the soccer mom mug.Said when one has nothing else to say, or in reply to the questions "What are you doing?" And "What do you want to do?"
by The Masked Olive Eater February 2, 2003
Get the Your Mom mug.A phrase most often used by wiggers/wangstas and people in chatrooms. It is only used as the last desperate attempt to win an argument, although it really doesn't have any meaning whatsoever.
Wangsta 1: I hate your ass!
Wangsta 2: You're a stupid piece of shit!
Wangsta 1: Shut up jackass!
Wangsta 2: Your Mom!
Wangsta 2: You're a stupid piece of shit!
Wangsta 1: Shut up jackass!
Wangsta 2: Your Mom!
by Anonymous June 26, 2003
Get the Your mom mug.1. The universal response to any statement whatsoever.
2. "Your mom ____ last night!", a response to any statement, with part of that statement in the blank.
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1. Person A: I bought some pants today.
Person B: Your mom!
2. Person A: I bought some pants today.
Person B: Your mom bought some pants last night!
Person B: Your mom!
2. Person A: I bought some pants today.
Person B: Your mom bought some pants last night!
by Lady Pain March 3, 2005
Get the your mom mug.Comment: "Hey John, your ex girlfriend Sally is telling everyone at school that you couldn't 'get it up' last night!"
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by MxPx_Fan December 28, 2005
Get the Your mom mug.White person 1: You're an idiot.
Black person 1: Well I screwed your mom last night!
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Black person 5: I remember screwing your mom with my 15 foot pole!
White person 2: (for the sake of not being racist) I WAS IN BED WITH YOUR MOM N00B!
Black person 1: Well I screwed your mom last night!
Black person 2: Your mom said that while she was in bed with me!
Black person 3: Your mom's an idiot in bed!
Black person 4: I SCREWED YOUR MOM
Random Mexican: JAJAJAJA I R CHTSPCK N00B JAJAJA!
Black person 5: I remember screwing your mom with my 15 foot pole!
White person 2: (for the sake of not being racist) I WAS IN BED WITH YOUR MOM N00B!
by JIMBOOOOO February 5, 2008
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