coffee nerd

Person who likes coffee.

For example, me, Areithy

Ay coffee nerd or areithy, ur known for drinking coffee, how does it taste?

by Areithy November 7, 2021

Nerd

According to Kurt Vonnegut: Someone who farts in the bathtub and eats the bubbles.

Look at that idiot, I bet he’s a real nerd

by Woodnone August 4, 2019

Nerd it Down

When you go over board on a particular subject matter.

You need to nerd it down on the Star Wars.

by dpoool August 27, 2013

sleeper nerd

a person who is objectively attractive or seemingly “normal” but is secretly a huge nerd/really intelligent; or has an obsession towards something that isn’t mainstream.

“Woah he’s fine asf”

“Yeah i hear he’s obsessed with Lego though”
“Ohh he’s a sleeper nerd!”

by btl0913 December 16, 2023

Nerd's Corollary

The logical, if frustrating realistic corollary to Moore's Law regarding the number of transistors on a microchip. In as much as Moore's Law is used to estimate reductions in the cost per unit of computers, so will the reduced cost of the computers be converted to more processors purchased if the programmers are left unchecked.

The following conversation could have been avoided if Fred had applied the Nerd's Corollary to the purchase of new computers:

"Fred, I thought you said that if we bought the quad core machines, we could reduce the number of computers in the server room and save costs. Why do we have more servers than when we started and are over budget?"

"Well, we needed more machines because with the new speed and power, we discovered we could re-thread the re-factored process and parallelize the... (Fred's eyes glaze over and the rest of the information is lost in this discussion)"

by Metalman007 December 4, 2012

Stupid Idiot Virgin Nerd

Someone who chooses to major in Electrical Engineering.

Did you hear? Brian got into UCLA!
Oh wow that´s awesome, what´s his major?

Electrical Engineering, I think.
Oh... he´s going to UCLA to be an Electrical Engineer of all things? What a waste.
I know, what a stupid idiot virgin nerd.

by bean_bomb May 9, 2022

nerd

a nerd is someone who is into all things sci fi fantasy media, D&D LARP, cosplay, comic con and computers alongside technology, comic books and comic book movies along with retro gaming, retro computing and old vintage technology. Which also gets bullied by jocks and Queen bees in high school

I wish i could a nerd and play around with old computers like him.

by liam massey March 9, 2024