Texas Milk Mustache

Become texas is such a large start, the milk mustache refers to a long distance cumshot facial. It results in a dense layer of semen all on the upper lip.

I've got such good aim that i gave her a texas milk mustache from 15 feet away.

by Urban Dictionary 3.14159666 October 7, 2016

Sour horse milk

The act of ejaculating on a woman's back while sleeping, and in the morning she smells and eats it, usually the semen have a sour taste.

"She wouldn't give me anal last night, so I left her a little Sour Horse Milk"

by Titty twister69 January 4, 2016

Mississippi milk dud

Deliberately transitioning from toilet to shower without wiping, for the purpose of leaving a grape-sized turd tangled within the shower drain.

My wife’s sister is such a bit*h . I can’t wait to visit her house for the holidays, I’ll be sure to gift her a Mississippi milk dud the day that we leave .

by Brazen Bandit December 14, 2021

Chocolate Milk#5896

A really cool guy on Discord.

Omg is that Chocolate Milk#5896? I'm a big fan!

by a random guy using urban dict May 20, 2021

Milk Me Silly

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by MMS (Milk Me Silly) April 10, 2021

MILF Milking March

It's that time of the year. Related to trends such as NNN (No Nut November) and DDD (Destroy Dick December), MMM, also known as MILF Milking March is the month where you milk a MILF's titties, and fill a glass with her milk, every single day.

If you shall take the more difficult and buffed version of the challenge, try MMMM, also known as MEGA MILF MILKING MARCH.

Don: Dude, you ready for MILF Milking March?

Kevin: Hell yeah, I'm ready for MMM! I got my big titty MILF prepared.

Don: Oh man. Good luck, dude. I'm still finding my MILF since Valentine's Day.

Kevin: Welp, better luck next year if you don't hurry up.

by Holy Weeb February 28, 2022

milking the legless cow

jerking off

mom caught me milking the legless cow when she accidentally walked in my room without knocking

by i gotta dog May 8, 2017