Mexican boxing glove

a knife (usually a switchblade)

I made sure to bring my mexican boxing glove to the gang fight.

by shonuff317 May 27, 2009

Hysterical Mexican Syndrome

Hysterical Mexican Syndrome (HMS) A member of the Hispanic community whom over reacts to any situation, emergent or non emergent, which results in hyperventilation, crying, yelling, faking unresponsiveness, and abuse of the 911 system.

Maria called 911 because her baby threw up. Maria was treated for hyperventilation s/p Hysterical Mexican Syndrome, the kid was given a Tylenol.

by Killtankbts November 8, 2012

mexican five star

a girl wont eat your cum when sucking your dick so you jack off in your hand and slap her with it

Dude last night i totaly mexican five stared that bitch

by hato February 27, 2006

mexican glue stick

when the old smell of vagina lingers on your facial hair after a healthy serving of wet box

Jamie had a strange pungent smell on his moustache the night after smashing a dirty whore. turns out it was her vagina fluid caught on his manly upper lip - mexican glue stick

by outoftowners August 30, 2013

mexican school bus

Four men butt-fucking in a line while wearing sombreros. Person in the front is required to say "all aboard!" And make bus horn noises.

Dude I heard he was the driver in a Mexican school bus.

by Redscrewdrivers75 September 27, 2017

Mexican shit standoff

When two people sit in two bathroom stalls and neither will shit because they don't want the other person to hear them shitting.

I'm so glad we have one bathroom with two stalls for 100 people at this fucking place. I've needed to take a crap for 20 minutes but Doug and Troy are in there in a Mexican shit standoff.

by PotatoThunder December 26, 2021

mexican best friend

like a gay best friend but better.
a mexican best friend, or MBF, is your best friend from the other side of the wall.
you must remember to feed your MBF with a daily dose of tajin lime seasoning, or else you risk being celebrated next día de los muertos.

Person 1: Yeah my mexican best friend came to visit the other day. He stole all my flour tortillas and said “las necesito para una emergencia, pinche pendejo.” I think it means he’ll pay me back and that he loves me.
Person 2: god.

by THEmbf November 5, 2021