green and lingling

a loving pair of teacher and student .
green is a nice geemaking teacher that has bad taste as a fake pedophile .
ling ling is a litto girl-boy with a nugget nose and pretty eyes .

bonus : ahony ( a.c. ) is a anonymous little girl that wants to break them up

in a land of green and lingling's

green : lingling.. you so boney <3
lingling : coz i give good boners
ahony : my best friend is e.z. :3

by youre_a_green_lingling February 22, 2009

simple green

when an object of green colour, is inserted into the anus of another male whilst they are bending over a washing machine, in a rather simple way.

tom gave kyle simple green the other night, he told me there are still parts of gherkin in his rectum.

by Punjab Macadangdang July 7, 2008

Green Fever

When a person is trying to stop using marijuana/ or cannot obtain it, The common withdrawal symptoms of Green fever involves feeling hot and cold flashes, restlessness, on and off sweating, nausea etc, these are some common side effects experienced when quitting weed.

This green fever is killing me.

by Stig-33 April 8, 2015

Green Rag

The process of huffing inhalants (such as glue or cleaning fluids) while simultaneously smoking marijuana. Popular on some Native reservations in Eastern Canada.

Did you hear about Joe? He's in the hospital from doing the green rag.

by Panzerfaust04 August 19, 2010

Green Up

A British term for someone who has taken too many drugs or alcohol and cannont handle it and they are sick.

Did you see Greg green up last night?
OR
Ah mate, i had too much and greened up

by devvonshire June 3, 2007

Green gecko

To blow a snot rocket on a guy/girl's face while they are giving you a blow job and then cum on top of the nasal projectile.

Guy A: Last weekend I totally gave this chick a green gecko.
Guy B: You're fucking foul. I'm never fucking that chick again.

by Tabbycat32483 May 13, 2006

Wood Green

The biggest verbalists who are all extinct and endangered please send money to this poor charity of wanna be drillas

1.”I swear wood green is so close to extinction”

by Trizzacs legs February 6, 2020