Skip to main content

dog wheelie

a dog's act of dragging it's ass across your berber carpet in order to accoplish a clean wipe. Usually after a bowell movement where fecal remains are hanging out.
My dog ate a ball of yarn today and had a hard time shitting it out. I got home from work and caught him doing a dog wheelie on my wifes new area rug.
by kingRanchCJ February 3, 2010
mugGet the dog wheelie mug.

Kick dog

A small annoying dog that nips at your feet or is bothersome until you kick it away
by Bakert6734 September 1, 2013
mugGet the Kick dog mug.

Dog Salad

Dog salad is a term used to describe anything that has an awful taste appearance or smell or any combination of the 3.
also if you can picture dog ssalad in your mind thats probably what it is.
Nicky: hey Asswipe what did you eat for lunch today?

Asswipe: Well it was supposed to be mac n cheese but i was certain it was something of the Dog Salad Origin.

Nicky: Aw fuck man that sucks ass my dad just made that shit last night my asshole still hurts from it!

Asswipe: fuck man

Nicky: Yea
by BigBlackTom80 December 20, 2010
mugGet the Dog Salad mug.

Dog dick

Metal rail straps that have a piece of metal hanging from the end that has to be beat off by a sledge hammer.
Get the hammer and beat that dog dick off that strap.
by Digibender June 24, 2019
mugGet the Dog dick mug.

Chrome Dog

While doing a keg stand naked, someone comes from behind with a chrome dildo and slams it in your ass.
Did you see Brian get chrome dogged last night at the party, he'll never do a keg stand naked again.
by whosyourdonny October 3, 2009
mugGet the Chrome Dog mug.

choco dog

It is when you are doing someone anally, but the person has a fuckload of shit in their ass so your cock gets covered in it.
It can also be refered to as the choco taco, but i think dog better describes a dick.
OH, yesterday I was fuckin some bitch, and she gave me a haggard-ass choco dog. It was proposterous!
by monsieur mongarious November 22, 2006
mugGet the choco dog mug.

Biscuit Dog

A loud competitive person, always scream at when they lose, and are sort of moody when there not winning but always screaming and or bark very loudly whenever they win or score during a sport. Also known as the Dushbag or Dushlord of the team. They are ball hogs and try NOT to shared. Biscuit Dogs are found anywhere sports are ....................at the YMCA (the gym), ON A SPORT FIELD, OR EVEN IN YOUR GYM CLASS!!! -____-

*** Saying for Biscuit Dog ***

"Biscuit dog going for the win!!"

"BD!!"

"Biscuit dog servin the win!!"

" Aww poor Biscuit Dog ....." (only use if they lose)
When someone win or scores then starts to scream and or bark happily but when they lose they get mad and also scream O.o

They're very arrogant and annoying and the only way you find them normal is if you are a Biscuit Dog yourself
which you can get some professional help for instead of taking it out on other people or sport games
by Word Makers!!! Mirko December 5, 2011
mugGet the Biscuit Dog mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email