off your gullet

Extremely intoxicated to the point of no return.

Your gullet is a funny word to describe your mouth, throat, and stomach region, hence an individual who is off their gullet may be projectile vomiting as a result of being so intoxicated

Frat guy: “Dude you gotta get up, your ride is here!”

Dude who is fighting for his life on the toilet: “I literally can’t guy, I’m off my gullet.”

His ride: “How much have you drank dude? You are off your gullet!”

by STEG_WEG86 November 12, 2021

Gut your fish

Female masterbation

Go gut your fish, have a wank

by Whatkindoftree March 9, 2018

Count your ducks

1) To become aware of all the good in your life

Matt: "Oh man, I failed my math exam!"
Susan: "Well, count your ducks. You could be dead."

by ravenclaw198 April 22, 2017

cross your legs

When you have a mad boner and need to hide it.

Wazza: Shit that girl is smokin!
Davo: Oi Wazza cross your legs mate!

by Virginmary February 5, 2018

Paul your hair

To paul your hair means to go tottaly bald

Person A: You should paul your hair
Person B: Idk i think i would look ugly

by SuperIntenseMinecraftPlayer194 January 27, 2022

Relax your tits

a phrase used to tell someone to relax and calm down in a stressful situation.

Dude, relax your tits. I got this.

by Yoniweb December 8, 2012

your mental health

your mental health is non existent. you are unstable and you need to seek professional health.

“hey dude how’s your mental health?” “it’s non existent.”

by a homeless rabbit May 11, 2021