No Nut November

The ONLY time of the year when God can respect us men.

Dude! I just realized, It's No Nut November!

by mcshaneyd November 1, 2021

Ligma nuts

Same thing as ligma balls. Ligma is a serious disease that kills people but is very rare.

Person 1 - Did you hear that Ninja died by Ligma?
Person 2 - No.
Person 1 - LIGMA NUTS/BALLS.

BUT SERIOUSLY LIGMA IS A DANGEROUS DISEASE.

by Rip Ninja July 23, 2018

dees nuts

A book by ITomFoolery

Dees nuts is funny

by wasd_wasd October 7, 2021

Tendo Nuts

1. When you have a fatty mass with tentacles growing around each of your testicles

2. Dressing your scrotum is Nintendo character apparel

1. "My doctor has to perform surgery to cure my Tendo Nuts."

2. "I was playing Mario Cart with this girl, we started making out, and I pulled out my Tendo Nuts."

by tendonuts June 12, 2014

Unsatisfying Nut

When a man has unfulfilling sex and wishes he did not waste it on a certain person.

"I did that girl jenny last night, such an Unsatisfying nut"

by FuriousM March 6, 2009

nut mug

Unlike the soccer phrase nutmeg, the victim of a nut mugging has to be male. The victim is impaled with a sharp object in the male genital region also known as the ballsack. Semen and blood begin spilling out of the man’s sack as this gruesome act is performed. The items used to impale the sack usually include tooth picks, knives, and sharpened toothbrushes. This act is highly illegal in every state and country while if done the so called nut muggerwill be put to death instantly. As the male victim will have much difficulty reproducing and spreading his genes.

Bro Kyle is pissing me off I’m about to nut mug him

by ....Donut April 23, 2018

Nut Bugget

A mix around of the words, Butt and Nugget Usually used as a diss.

Plankton: Dude. You suck.
Me: Dude. You're such a Nut Bugget.
Plankton: =O That's not nice!

by SillyxJuggalette<3 April 30, 2008