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Cookie Wookie

When you visit the bakery section of a grocery store and purposely cut a fart on baked goods and/or placing public hair on the goods.
Dude, that old lady just cut in front of me in the checkout line!! Don't worry man...see that birthday cake in her cart? I gave it a cookie wookie when she want lookin
by ShillyBop November 18, 2025
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aloe cookie

A lesbian scientist. A scientist that has a green scouter and green hair, she has a prosthetic leg.
by Someone<3 September 8, 2021
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Pink Cookie Combo

To lace those pink cookies (the goat) with fentanyl, force feed it to some bitch at your nephew's bar mitzvah, kidnap her, and jack hammer her dead body.
Timmy : This bar mitzvah is so boring, I'm about to pull the Pink Cookie Combo on this girl.
Paul: Timmy don't, my uncle got arrested for trying that with his Boonka.
by pinkcookiecombo May 29, 2024
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cookie

the worst dog ever. she is ugly when she gets a haircut, looks like a ugly rattt!!!!! her neck looks like a old mans dangle. she barks too much and is tooo loud. likes bread
have you seen cookie
yeah i want her dead
by cookies number 1 hater October 8, 2020
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Chocolate chip cookie

Poopy Vagina, when you go down on a girl and she has shit in her vagina
He was dissapointed that her Cookie was a acually a Chocolate chip cookie
by ThatOneGuy84930 February 22, 2025
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cookie thing

he bought a cookie thing from the bakery
by mazespinwastaken November 19, 2023
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Petrified cookie dough

What you get when it finally arrives after you ordered from a fundraiser from your cousin.
Why the hell am I getting petrified cookie dough , you should of delivered this shit 8 months ago.
by Bustyaass August 26, 2019
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