Dad Poem

When several distinctively cheesy Dad Jokes coalesce to form something that is cheesier than the sum of it's parts.

Legend:

Where do the bad rainbows go?

Prism.

They get a light sentence.

It gives them time to reflect.
Awestruck Bystander:

I've never seen Dad Jokes so skilfully combined like this before! You my friend are a Dad and a Poet, so this must be a Dad Poem!

by mrpootatohead July 12, 2023

fuck me dad

When you forget the 'dy' when sexting.

man: hey bbg
girl: omg im so horny
girl: fuck me dad
man: bitch im not ur dad
girl: sorry i meant to type daddy
man: we're done whore

by arkenbarben September 23, 2020

ur dad gay

This is the second most hurtful insult in the history of the planet coming first is ur mom gay

I hate you jannet

Ur dad gay lol
Why would u say this to me?

by Will the silly boi March 11, 2018

Suck ya Mum and finger ya Dad

Offensive term often used on trolls or people that piss Hannah off in the Bebahan stream.

"Go suck ya Mum and finger ya Dad"

by gzxy July 1, 2023

Dad

Sucking your fathers dick until he moans so loud

"Want me to give you a blowjob daddy?"

by hfueijrheip February 8, 2021

Dad Lip

When a moustache is freshly shaved or not fully grown in, causing the moustache to be sharp and stubble-like at the ends. Most importantly, hairs are longer than the infamous dirt lip.

Cheryl: Last night, when I kissed Earl, I could feel his dad lip against my lips.

by Edgar Allen Mango November 8, 2017

Dad

Dad:Honey i’ll be back i need to get some milk

Me:Can i come too

Dad:No

15years later

Me:That milk must be spoiled

My dad went to go get milk a couple days ago

by Borki-YT April 16, 2020