pigs don't fly

a phrase meaning: normal and civilized -however one defines these words- people don't behave the way you do

a boy, after attending physical science class in elementary school, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts admonishing him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing? you'll burn the house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room, NOW. (starts chasing him with a broom)

boy: (under his breath): I can attach balloons to anything I want, no?

by Sexydimma May 25, 2015

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flying tire salesman

Ohio State highway patrolman

I told that flying tire salesman to take that ticket and shove it up his ass!

by READYRED April 19, 2021

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bunker flying

The act of propelling someone ridiculously high in the air performed as such: person A (bouncer) jumps on partially deflated paintball bunker, which in turn propells person B (bouncee) really, really, high

todd broke his head on a light bunker flying

by T_H_C October 16, 2006

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Flying gorilla’s son

Enoch Gallogray

Oh look it’s flying gorilla’s son might as well give him all of my money

by Goat68 March 27, 2023

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Flying Fadoodle

Flying Fadoodle was a word created by my awesome mother.

The definition is a Flying Penis

Katelyn Stop Being A Flying Fadoodle.
Jake you’re such a Flying Fadoodle.
What the Flying Fadoodle.

by Zaddy2.3 July 1, 2025

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Penis Fly Trap

A step down from being "Pussy Whipped"; refers to when a man who does not have the freedom to do as he pleases on account of the pussy being so damn good.

"Hey man, wanna throw some g's at the club with us?"

"Nah, I gotta stay home. My psychotic wife is putting out tonight."

"Shit man, she's got you in a penis fly trap."

by UglyRussianJew January 10, 2017

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