eagle nuts

When something so painful happens and it's so painful that it's like having an eagle dig its talons into your nuts.

watching keanu reeves act is so painful that it gives me eagle nuts.

dropping a brick on your toe thats eagle nuts.

walking in on your girlfriend with some dude, thats eagle nuts.

by b.c dude April 25, 2009

nervous nuts

Someone who gets overly nervous or excited about EVERYTHING!

Hey nervous nuts, chill out! Man, you got nervous nuts, relax!

by Boston Slang February 12, 2008

nut clothes

General term for loose-fitting, very casual clothing (such as exercise shorts and a t-shirt) usually worn on weekends spent lounging around the house and/or doing chores that may result in a person getting dirty. Occasionally worn for exercise or quick trips to the store, although being spotted in nut clothes is unfortunate.

May be worn by both males and females.

Exact meaning of the use of "nut" is unclear but could refer to: 1) clothes that a man has nutted into or used to clean up nut spillage, 2) the looseness of the shorts revealing the man's nuts, or, 3) the ratty nature of the clothes, like the unkempt appearance of a wild, unshaven nut sac.

Tom: What are you doing this weekend?

Dick: Nothing really. Probably going to spend Saturday and Sunday in my nut clothes, watching football.

Harry: I think I'm going to have to break down and get new nut clothes because the old ones are so nasty that even I can't take it anymore.

by eetmaicrank September 22, 2009

Nut Cut

When you cut your hair in the shape a scrotum.

Some tard: Hey check my cut
Some Fruity Ass Fool: Man check this MotherFucker out, this fool got the nut cuts
Kid in back: kid got his head shaped like a scrot

by Fruity ass fool June 26, 2019

nut mug

Unlike the soccer phrase nutmeg, the victim of a nut mugging has to be male. The victim is impaled with a sharp object in the male genital region also known as the ballsack. Semen and blood begin spilling out of the man’s sack as this gruesome act is performed. The items used to impale the sack usually include tooth picks, knives, and sharpened toothbrushes. This act is highly illegal in every state and country while if done the so called nut muggerwill be put to death instantly. As the male victim will have much difficulty reproducing and spreading his genes.

Bro Kyle is pissing me off I’m about to nut mug him

by ....Donut April 23, 2018

nut-worthy

the act of something bein so good and amazing, that you jizz in your pants.

I went to taco bell and bought a lemonade frutista freeze and felt as if I jizz in my pants from it being so nut-worthy

by bellgirl63 February 27, 2011

nut mustard

A condiment that comes out of a wiener instead of going on to it.

He spread his nut mustard all over the buns.

by Dickslapper McCrapmouth December 1, 2011